Ladies and gentlemen, please, put your thighs together for the amazing starry eye of Minnie, The Witch. Hey folks, here's a story about Minnie, The Witch. She was a low, downy, huge creature. She was the roughest, toughest friend. But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale. She messed around with a bloke named Smokey. She loved him, though he was kooky. He took her down to Chinatown and showed her how to kick the gong around. Hi-dee-hi-dee-hi-dee-hi. Beh-doo-doo. Ay-hee-dee-hee-dee-hee-dee-hee. Hi-dee-hi-dee-hi-dee-ho. Beh-doo. She had a dream about the King of Sweden. He gave her things that she was need. He built her a home made from gold and steel. A diamond car with deep Aladdin wheels. Hi-dee-hi-dee-hi-dee-hi-dee-hi. Hi-dee-hi-dee-hi-dee-hi-dee-hi. Skid-dee-boo, skid-dee-boo, skid-dee-boo-dee-boo-dee-boo. Skid-dee-boo, skid-dee-boo, skid-dee-boo-dee-boo-dee-boo. He gave her his townhouse and his racing horses. Each meal she ate was a dozen courses. Had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes. She sat around and counted them all a million times. Hi-dee-hi-dee-hi-dee-hi. O-dee-oh-dee-oh-dee-oh. Hi-dee-hi-dee-hi-dee-hi. Hi-dee-hi-dee-hi-dee-ho. Poor man, poor man, poor man. O-dee-oh-dee-oh-dee-oh.
