Politically correct and mentally erect

I'm doing everything I can to conserve the best

But life ain't nothin' but a bowl a grits

And this United States proud *** makes me sick People tell me to make a name for yourself

'Cause that's the only way you're gonna get outta this hell

I'm gonna try and try and try and do all that I can

But I'll never understand It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage

I can't survive this day and age

Home of the free

Land of the brave

I can't survive this day and age

It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage I'll take a work strike over a tax hike

Any day of the year

And I don't care about anything

As long as those striking ain't bottling beer Give me a gun let's go get the businessman

He wouldn't mind he's protected by the aliens

I've got a green man in my backyard

This time the government has gone too far It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage

I can't survive this day and age

Home of the free

Land of the brave

I can't survive this day and age

It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage, minimum wage It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage

I can't survive this day and age

Home of the free

Land of the brave

I can't survive this day and age

It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage, minimum wage Minimum wage

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