If the wife and I are fighting, brother, that's all rightCause me and that sweet woman got a license to fightWhy don't you mind your own business?Mind your own businessCause if you mind your business, then you won't be minding mineWell, the gal next door, she's a nosy thingPicks up her phone when she hears mine ringWhy don't you mind your own business?Mind your own businessMind your own businessMind your own businessCause if you mind your business, then you won't be minding mineI'm gonna mind my business nowI may tell a lot of stories that don't ring trueBut I'll get to heaven just as quick as youWhy don't you mind your own business?Mind your own businessHey, mind your own businessMind your own businessCause if you mind your business, then you won't be minding mineIf I want to honky-tonk around a two or threeOh, if I want to talk around a two or threeBrother, that's my headache.Don't you worry about me.Why don't you mind your own business?Mind your own business.Hey, mind your own business.Mind your own business.Because if you mind your business, you'll be busy all the time.Oh, yeah.Yeah, Charlie.Sure.Thank you.