He got to New York City, he had just arrived He was hungry, he was naked, he was barely alive Tried to make it big in showbiz, he showed them what he had But they all just laughed at his face He broke out of them chains, climbed straight to the top Picked up a girl along the way, showed them all who was boss Cause back in his hometown, they called him a king And it wasn't about his size, uh-uh And I think of my friend every time that I feel small He never let his tiny penis make him forget he was the greatest of all He was mighty, mighty, mighty, mighty as Kong Yeah, he was mighty, mighty, mighty, mighty as Kong It doesn't matter if you're hung like a mouse or an elephant shrunk When you're king, no one cares about the size of your junk Now I know when you're mighty, yeah, mighty as Kong My buddy was smaller in 1933, came back in 2005 But didn't make history, cause bigger don't mean it's better quality I mean just look at the Empire State, it ain't that impressive man I've never seen the ending, I always turn it off cause I'm pretty sure My buddy's gonna live forever, swatting down planes and holding up his girl Cause he's mighty, mighty, mighty, mighty as Kong Yeah, he was mighty, mighty, mighty, mighty as Kong It doesn't matter if you're hung like a mouse or an elephant shrunk When you're king, no one cares about the size of your junk Now I know when you're mighty, yeah, mighty as Kong I'm not as big as I'd like to be, she came to my jungle, she laughed at me So I sat her down and told his story because I'm an American man with an American song Taking an American stand on my American gong Cause I'm mighty, mighty, mighty, mighty as Kong Yeah, I'm mighty, mighty, mighty, mighty as Kong As sure as my name is Glenn Anderson You can find me at home on Maplewood Drive I'm the guy in the window thanking God I'm alive So proudly make me mighty, yeah, mighty as Kong Now you know I'm mighty, yeah, mighty as Kong *