Today he traded his 98 Oldsmobile
He got a heck of a deal
On a new Porsche car
He isn't wearing his usual grey business suits
He's got jeans and half boots
With an embroidered star
Cos today he's forty years old
Going on twenty
But don't look for betraying
His head
Cos he ain't got any
He's got a young thing beside him
That just melts in his hand
And he's middle-aged crazy
Trying to prove he still can
He's got a woman
He's loved for a long, long time
And he's got plenty of time at home
But the thrill is all gone
When they turn down the lights
And today he's forty years old
Going on twenty
And don't look for the grey in his head
Cos he ain't got any
And that young thing beside him, you know she understands
He's just middle-aged crazy, trying to prove he still can
Yes, he's middle-aged crazy, trying to prove he still can
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