Well, today he traded his big 98 Oldsmobile He's got a heck of a drill on a new Porsche car He ain't wearing his usual gray business suit He's got jeans and high boots, and that embroidery star But today he's forty years old, going on twenty Gonna look for the credit high, but he ain't got it in There's a young thing beside him, he's just melting his hand He's gone middle age crazy, trying to prove he still can He's got a woman that he's loved for a long, long time at home But the thrill is all gone, when he cut down the lights He's got a business that they've been a while coming by He's been a long uphill climb, but now the profits are high And today he's forty years old, going on twenty He ain't here for those sordid affairs, and he ain't had any That young thing beside him, he thinks she understands And he's middle age crazy, trying to prove he still can Oh, oh, oh, he still can