Uno, dos, tres, cuatro Here comes another song about Mexico Well I just can't help myself, lost my old lady Got my lure, got my bothers, now I'm gonna go Got off in the wrong direction Found some hooker and lost my erection So had to lie in the letters to the boys back home Had to lie, had to lie Well the good guys and the bad guys They never were as good around here They sit side by side in the cantinas Talk to señoritas, drink one beer Here comes same old verse about Mexico We just can't help ourselves, lost our old ladies Got our lure, got our bothers, now we're gonna go Got off in the wrong direction Found some hookers and lost our erection So we had to lie in the letters to the boys back home Had to lie, had to lie Well the good guys and the bad guys They never were as good around here They sit side by side in the cantinas Talk to señoritas, and drink one beer Well the good guys and the bad guys They never were as good around here They sit side by side in the cantinas Talk to señoritas, drink one beer Well the good guys and the bad guys They never were as good around here They sit side by side in the cantinas They never were as good around here They sit side by side in the cantinas Talk to señoritas, and drink one beer Oh yeah! *