You know I'm impatient, so why would you leave me waiting outside the station
When it was like minus four degrees and I, I get what you're saying
I just really don't want to hear it right now
Can you shut up for like once in your life?
Listen to me, I took your nice words of advice
About how you think I'm gonna die lucky if I turn 33
Okay, so yeah, I smoke like a chimney
I'm not skinny and I pull a Britney every other week
But call me some slut, who do you want me to be?
Cause I'm Jimmy
I'm messy, and then I'm too f***ing clean
You told me get a job and you asked where did I've been
And I'm too perfect, till I open my big mouth
I want to be me, is that not allowed?
And I'm too clever, and then I'm too f***ing dumb
You hate it when I cry and this is that time of the month
And I'm too perfect, till I show you that I'm not
A thousand feet tall, and I'm too big for you

All I could be for you, but you hate the f***ing law
You hate the f***ing law
You hate the f***ing law
It's taking you ages
You still don't get the hint, I'm not asking for pages
One text or two would be nice and please
Don't pull those faces
When I've been out working my ass off all day
It's just one bottle of wine or two
But hey, you can't even talk
You smoke weed just to help me sleep
And while you act, it's only four o'clock
And then you come home to me
And don't say hello
Cause I got high again
And forgot to fold my clothes
Cause I'm too messy
And then I'm too f***ing clean
You told me get a job
And you asked where the f*** I've been
And I'm too perfect
Till I open my big mouth
I want to be me
Is that not allowed?
And I'm too clever
And then I'm too f***ing dumb
You hate it when I cry
And this is that time of the month
And I'm too perfect
Till I show you that I'm not
A thousand feet tall, and I'm too big for you
But you hate the f***ing law
You hate the f***ing law
You hate the f***ing law
You hate the f***ing law
You hate the f***ing law
You hate the f***ing law
You hate the f***ing law
You hate the f***ing law
Oh, and I'm too messy
And then I'm too f***ing clean
You told me give a job and you asked where the f*** I've been
And I'm too perfect
Till I open my big mouth
I want to be me
Is that not allowed?
And I'm too clever
And then I'm too f***ing dumb
You hate it when I cry
And this is the time of the month
And I'm too perfect
To show you that I'm not
A thousand people like a baby
But you hate the lie
You hate the lie
You hate the lie
You hate the lie
You hate the lie
And I'm too f***ing clean
And I'm too perfect
To show you that I'm not
A thousand people like a baby
And I'm too perfect
To show you that I'm not
A thousand people like a baby