Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Mess raspberries for appetizers
Oh, no, no
Mesmerizement through advertisements
You know, like they got to me on TV
Oh, razor blades to shave my face
Medication for my feet
Deodorants never fail
And toothpaste for my teeth
So, guaranteed to beautify
Mouthwash for my gum
And after I've used all of this stuff
I still look like a bum
I bought the strongest laundry soap
And used heavy-duty bleach
Now I don't have to wash at all
It's eat up all my sheets
I smoke the longest cigarettes
And eat vittles I detest
It's got me down to 80 pounds
And I'm a-coughing myself to death
I see troubles in the east and west
Troubles north and south
And I hear politicians speaking loud and long
And out of both sides of their mouths
I see troubles in the east and west
I see set-ins, play-ins, and parades
And freak-outs, and a lot of demonstrations
And it's got me so mixed up
I don't know what to do
On the count of these bland communications
My kids ain't spoke to me in months
My wife acts like a stranger
But I ain't got time for the wife and kids
I've got to work

What's the long wait, yeah?
I got to where I wouldn't work
We was way down on our luck
I guess we lost everything we had
If the TV hadn't have blown out