One year ago it was snowing like crazy and we bought two sleds and a bottle
Ran to the top of the hill and you raced me back down and we kissed at the bottom
Memories we made that are useless today and that I wish I could've forgotten
Cause early December we finally broke up but now Christmas feels just like a coffin
We could've waited till after the parties when everyone asks where you are
Merry Christmas, Merry New Year
This December sucks, I'm alone under a mistletoe
Somewhere Santa Claus ain't real, he's fake just like most people
Christmas, Merry nothing, this December sucks
I'm alone under a mistletoe
Santa Claus ain't real, he's fake just like most people
Fake just like most people, fake just like most people
Santa's fake just like most people
I can't walk into a mall cause this holiday music makes me wanna die
Every time I see a snowman it's mood cause that's really how I feel inside
Everything's red or it's green but the coca is white and lonely is blue
All that I want this Christmas is amnesia and good dick from somebody new
We could wait it till after the party's when everyone asks where you are
Merry Christmas, Merry nothing, this December sucks
I'm alone and there are mistletoe, why you're f***ing a s***
Somewhere in Santa Claus, I'm alone and there are mistletoe

Santa Claus ain't real, he's faked just like most people
Faked just like most people, faked just like most people
Christmas, Merry nothing, this December sucks
I'm alone and there are mistletoe, why you're f***ing a s***
Somewhere in Santa Claus ain't real, he's faked just like most people
Faked just like most people, faked just like most people
Santa's faked just like most people
Faked just like most people
Thank you.