I know we've been unstraight for eight months now

But don't worry we're gonna have a bloody Christmas party

We've ever had, hey, Santa, what? Can you hear it in the distance?

Can you sense it far away?

Is it old Rudolph, the reindeer?

Is it Santa on his sleigh? It's heading up to Easington

It's coming down the Tyne

Oh it's bloody Maggie Thatcher

And Michael Heseltine So merry Christmas, Maggie Thatcher

May God's love be with you

We all sing together in one breath Merry Christmas, Maggie Thatcher

We all celebrate today

'Cause it's one day closer to your death They've come to raid your stockings

And to steal your Christmas pud

But don't be too downhearted

It's all for your own good The economic infrastructure

Must be swept away

To make way for Christmas parks

And lower rates of pay So merry Christmas, Maggie Thatcher

May God's love be with you

We all sing together in one breath Merry Christmas, Maggie Thatcher

We all celebrate today

'Cause it's one day closer to your death And they've brought their fascist boot boys

And they've brought the boys in blue

And the whole Trade Union Congress

Will be at the party too And they'll all hold hands together

All standing in a line

'Cause they're privatising Santa

This merry Christmas time So merry Christmas, Maggie Thatcher

May God's love be with you

We all sing together in one breath Merry Christmas, Maggie Thatcher

We all celebrate today

'Cause it's one day closer to your death So merry Christma, Maggie Thatcher

May God's love be with you

We all sing together in one breath Merry Christmas, Maggie Thatcher

We all celebrate today

'Cause it's one day closer to your death Oh my darling, oh my darling

Oh my darling, Heseltine

You're a tosser, you're a ***

And you're just a Tory swine