Lonely Island, we got the whole family here

Time to meet the crew yall

My name is Worm, you could call me J August

Ride around town bumpin Fugees in a tortoise

Yo, I'm Artemus Prime, also known as young sandwich

The Lonely Island got amigos like my man John Lanis

Keith in the house but you can call me young dad

Rockin pick Adidas, never wear plad

I'm little Tony, I'm always playin with Max

Make you run out the room 'cause my booty's gang

I want the fat one, they call me Fat Bob

I get all the ladies even though I'm a slob

I'm Piccolo Pete, I'm a part of the crew

You'll know that it's me from the sound of my flute

Hell I'm Sick Eric, I'm always sick

You can catch me on the corner taking antibiotics

They call me Smooth Guy cuz I be drinkin mad smoothies

You think I got my name from my voice, that just ain't soochy

They call me Creepy Z, you know I do my own thing

My rhymes ain't good but I'm fun in small doses

They call me Boring Steven, I don't know why

My rhymes are dope and my whip is fly (it's fuckin awful)

I'm a rich guy, I'm doin this as a lark

My sense of humor is extremely dark

I'm new to the crew and no one trusts me at all

If they'd get to know me they'd see I'm a ball

People call me Tiny, my name is ironic

I'm 12 feet tall, my life is hard

I'm a little lost, is this the right studio?

I work for Rod Stewart, you know what? I'm gonna go

I wear stripes that match the wallpaper

I'm hiding now but I'll surprise you later

Well my name is Greg and I'm on the phone

It was my mom's birthday so I had to fly home

We're the Booty Twins, all we smoking Budapest

Never propses, Budapest is the best

Hey, I'm Rod Stewart, I'm lookin for my tech

He's always wondering off, what a pain in the neck

So there it is, 1/3 of the crew

The rest couldn't be here or phone in

But best believe they are amidst

Lonely Island, we out