Covered wagon medicine show

Take you to the place where the healing flows, oh, oh

Weak in spirit, we got the juice

Won't save your soul it'll shine your shoes Treated king to kangaroo

Santa Fe to Timbuktu, oh, oh

Don't be fooled by imitation

This is the stuff that cured a nation We took the tube and the high plains too

Never stopped long just passing through

A drop of the laughter of the maids of France

Makes a hopeless cripple dance, oh It was really vile weather

When we got tarred and feathered

You could hear the six guns sound

As they chased us out of town In India we're all the rave

Discovered that it's great as aftershave

Dropped in the sea just off Japan

Swapped 20 bottles for an Aqua Walkman, oh Immunity from ridicule

Improves your brains if you're a fool, oh, oh

And I read in the Middle East

They traded some for a hostage release Now, if you're bald it'll give you hair

If you got straight trousers it'll give you flares

Feeling up you'll get depressed

Out of style here's a brand new dress, oh It was really vile weather

When we got tarred and feathered

You could hear the six guns sound

As they chased us out of town The stuff we sell is just the best

Passing all consumer test, oh, oh

Days of Heaven nights of sin

Voodoo stick and sharks fin When all around you seems like Hell

Just one sip will make you well, oh, oh

Multipurpose in a jar

If you ain't ill it'll fix your car In days of yore for all bad feelings

Washing socks and stripping ceilings

Nowadays it's used medicinally

For all known human malady, oh It was really vile weather

When we got tarred and feathered

You could hear the six guns sound

As they chased us out of town, oh