Oh my goodness, what have I done? Oh no, I can't believe it. It's like, I've got the whole world in my palm, and I'm ready to jump. Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca, Rebecca. It's the village in New York, right next to the Tribeca. That's my sector, homosexual disector. Come again, rewind selector. I said nice rectum, I had a bisectomy, Hector. So you can't get pregnant if I bisexually wreck ya. Hannibal Lecter in the guy section, I betcha. I tantalize ya in less than five seconds, I getcha. They say once bitten and twice shy, well lie next to the guy with nine ecstasy pills and five extra. Boxers are ripped, condoms in quantities, why, yes sir. I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser. That's my kind of vibe, what else should I try, Lester? Dropkick the bitch before second trimester. Perform the home abortion with Dexter, then I guess I'll dig a fetus out with a wire hanger, then digester. I guess it's time for you to hate me again. Let's begin, now hand me the pen. How should I begin it, and where does it all end? The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in. I said, I guess it's time for you to hate me again. Let's begin, now hand me the pen. How should I begin it, and where does it all end? My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends. On my west side, bitches, throw it up. Put a balloon inside your pussy, weep and blow it up. Man, I think that Edith fell off the deep end showing up, so you better change the station to keep from throwing up. Man, you've seen it all before, you're all too familiar with it. There's a penis on the floor and two balls, so you know who did it? You know you're with it, girl, don't front, oh no, you didn't. I won't rape all the pussycat dolls, Nicole, you kidding? I'll pee on Rihanna, see, man, I'll do what I wanna. Spray perfume in the sauna room, crazy glue in Madonna. To the lazy boy, sofa folder in two, then sit on her. Imagine the visual for that man, who would've thought her? Could ever be such a relentless prick unleashing his vengeance, but the chick's so off, she looks like she outlived her life sentence. I never meant this rhyme to be so offensive. If you weren't so defensive, it wouldn't be, yes, I'm sensitive. I guess it's time for you to hate me again. Let's begin, now hand me the pen. How should I begin it and where does it all end? The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in. I said, I guess it's time for you to hate me again. Let's begin, now hand me the pen. How should I begin it and where does it all end? My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friend. Put Christopher Reeves on a unicycle with a kickstand. Kick it up and push him and lead him right into quicksand. Here you need a hand, big man, grab hold of this branch with both hands. Man, they don't understand, I'm just a sick man. Now everybody's pissed at me, like it's my fault this name rhymes with so many different words. Jeez, so one last time, Mr. Christopher Reeves, won't you break it down for me and just spit the verse, please? Eminem, I'm coming to kill you. I've always hated you and I still do. You'll never feel my shoes, my Superman costume. Doesn't even fit you, they don't feel you. You're taking this shit too far. Who do you think you are? Hang my suit up in the armoire. Every day I hate you more and more. Throw down the cardboard, let's break pants if you think you're hardcore. I said, I guess it's time for you to hate me again. Let's begin, now hand me the pen. How should I begin it and where does it all end? My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friend. I said, I guess it's time for you to hate me again. Let's begin, now hand me the pen. How should I begin it and where does it all end? My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friend. How should I begin it and where does it all end? My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friend.