On my ownHow could I have knownImagine my surpriseJust a fool from a treeFull of fools who can't believe his eyes Imagine my surpriseI was a mean old man,I was an ornery cuss,I was a dismal Dan,I made an awful fuss,ever since my life began,man it was ever thus,I was a nasty tyke who was hard to like,I had to misbehave.I did things in reverse.Refused to wash or shave.I was horrid to my nurse.I got back what I gave,which only made me worse.I had to have my way,which was bleak and gray.Oh dear.Living in here,100 years of rain.Such a drag,this rich is two rags.With just myself to blame,a dirty lowdown shame.Silly me,silly old me,somewhere outside my mind,Whenever you walkin' me through,Willin' to lead the blind just in the nick of time.Who gets a second chance?Who gets to have some fun?Who gets to learn to dance before his race is run?Who gets to shed his skin?Who comes up born again?Who was a mean old man till you turned him into a golden retriever puppy dog?Who's a good boy?I'm not going to do that anymore.Come on.Guys are fabulous.I mean,10 years.Can't stump them.I like that.We're going to do a song dedicated to our favorite cityin the whole wide world.