The only good thing is creepin' interstate
The album's 10.55, this one's mine
Japanese car man, it's such a pity
Yeah, he had a radio, seems to be fine
Main machine, main machine
My daddy said, son, you're gonna drive if you drink enough
Main machine, main machine
Drinks are good, tires are bad
Learn it!
Can you turn the mic up louder?
Yeah, every now and then I drive just to get away
I'm eatin' up the lanes, I gotta find sugar
I can't stop now, give me all your money
Sometimes I drive slow, sometimes I drive quick
Main machine, main machine
My daddy said, son, you're gonna drive if you drink enough
Main machine, main machine
My daddy said, son, you're gonna drive if you drink enough
Don't you dare mess with my main machine
It's long and slick and out of grade
A 68 coupe is all I need
So don't you dare mess with my main machine
She's on stage, don't shoot, she's good
I'm more stupid, got my finger in the door
I'm workin' my nerves like Revenge of the Nerds
But my ears, they'll play our words
Main machine, main machine
My daddy said, son, you're gonna drive if you drink enough
Main machine, main machine
My daddy said, son, you're gonna drive if you drink enough
Don't you dare mess with my main machine
It's long and slick and out of grade
A 68 coupe is all I need
So don't you dare mess with my main machine
Get on the *** with it