I was ridin' this 18 Wheeler, before there was a painted line, I never made much money, cause I couldn't make no time, used to be a runnin' battle, between old Smokey and me, but now I got a six foot Shakespeare, me and old CB, well tonight I got the front door, can't always have the rocking chair, big Ben's got the back door, just told me on there, checked out the westbound, old Roadhog says she's clean, looks like a money makin' run, me and old CB, now it's that blue eyed Indian, still run the single drive, old single drive needs a ratchet y'all, but he'll help keep the night alive, and jolly Jack that beeper nut, checkin' covers on the seat, we're lookin' for a red Pinto, me and old CB, there's old Circle City Peddler, boy he's gettin' fat, makes a turn at Derby Town, I couldn't live like that, chicken coops are open, and so is DOT, hey appreciate that info Cisco, me and old CB, that California devil, why he's down at market 25, he just hollered breaker breaker, hey them bushes are alive, now comb your hair, they're takin' pictures, down at 23, we'll give him a big five five smile, me and old CB, now look at that four wheel bear bait, just blew off my back door, old Smokey's gonna get him, that's a big ten four, now Hawkeye's had to hammer down, since Nashville Tennessee, he just saved some green stamps, thanks to me and old CB, eight ball from shaky city, he's talkin' to a little Dave, he's comin' on with that cutie doll, you sound like a little pretty face, if he'd give me a breaker, I'd tell her to come on down three, she might be runnin' single, like me and old CB, Windy City Charlie, he's down at market nine, I just checked my 20, I ain't runnin' far behind, me and this 18 wheeler, we're just about home free, I made damn good time, didn't pay one fine, to be an old CB, yeah come on, come on in there Roadrunner, yeah that's a big ten four, that's the Continental Cowboys home 20, we'll see you on the flip-flop, and keep the shiny side up, that's a ten four, we're gonna get between them shoes, and sleep, and sleep, and sleep, oh I think I'll doze him off now, goodnight CB.