Well, me and Billy the Kid never got along.I didn't like the way he cocked his hat and he wore his gun all wrong.But we had the same girlfriend, and he never forgot her.She had a cute little chihuahua, till one day he up and shot it.But he rode the hard country down the New Mexico line.He had a silver pocket watch that he never did wind.He crippled a piano player for playing his favorite song.No, me and Billy the Kid never got along.Yeah, me and Billy the Kid.Never got along.I didn't like the way he buckled his belt and he wore his gun all wrong.He was bad to the bone.All hopped up on speed.I would have left him alone if it wasn't for that senorita.He gave her silver and her paid her hotel bill.But it was me she loved.She said she always loved me.I'd always will.I'd always go and see her when Bill was gone.No, me and Billy the Kid never got along.Yeah, me and Billy the Kid never got along.I didn't like the way he tied his shoes and he wore his gun all wrong.I didn't like the way he cocked his hat and he wore his gun all wrong.One day I said to Billy, I got this foolproof scheme.We'll rob Wells Fargo.It's busting at the seams.I admit that I framed him, but I don't feel bad.Cause the way I was living, it was driving me mad.Billy reached for his gun, but his gun was on wrong.No, me and Billy the Kid never got along.We never got alongNo, me and Billy the KidNever got alongBut I did like the way he swayed in the windWhile I played him his favorite songNow my baby sings harmony with meTo La CucarachaShe winds her silver pocket watchAnd pets her new chihuahuaI moved into the hotelI got a room with a showerWe lay and listened to that watch tickHour after hourOutside I hear the wind blowin'Oh, so strongNo, me and Billy the KidNever got alongWe never got alongWe never got alongWe never got alongWe never got alongWe never got alongOh-oh