Now, Rainbow, my dear, I cannot express my delight It's abundantly clear that somewhere out here is a pet that will suit you just right I can't wait to get started, but first let me set a few rules It's of utmost importance the pet that I get is something that's awesome and cool Awesome, cool, got it! I have so many wonderful choices, just wait, you will see I need something real fast like a bullet to keep up with me Sure, how about a bunny? They're cutesy and wootsy and quick as can be Cutesy, wootsy, have you even met me? Rainbow, have faith, you see, I will bet you Somewhere in here is a pet that will get you Come on, the sky's the limit Sky is good, I'd like it to flop Really? Because I think this little putty tat has your name written all over it Yes, he does. Aw, look, he likes you Pass I have so many wonderful choices for you to decide There are otters and seals with massive appeal Otters and seals do not fly Maybe not, but I've seen this particular seal catch ten feet of air when he breaches the water That's it, I'm out of here Wait, there must be a pet here that will fit the ticket How about a ladybug or a cute cricket? Bigger and cooler Bigger, cooler, right I've got just the thing in that tree dash Meet your new fabulous pet, Squirrely It's just a squirrel Not just any squirrel, a flying squirrel Yeah, so like I was saying Fluttershy pal, this won't cut it I need a pet to keep up with me Something awesome, something flying With coolness that defies gravity I'm sensing you want an animal that can fly You think? I have plenty of wonderful creatures who soar in the sky Like a sweet hummingbird or a giant monarch butterfly Better, but cooler I see How about an owl or a wasp or a toucan? There's so many wonderful creatures the likes of that There are falcons and eagles They are both quite regal Perhaps what you need is a dark and mysterious bat Now you're talking But instead of just one standout, now that's too many So many choices, and such riches aplenty Not a bad problem to have if you ask me The bat would be awesome, but the wasp I'm digging too Do you have something in a yellow striped bat? No, I've got a hot pink flamingo just dying to meet you What to do, what to do A prize, that's it There's really just one way to find out which animal's best Hold a contest of speed, agility and guts That will put each pet to the test Don't forget style, that should be considered That'll offer sure who's best of the litter The one who is awesome is cool, just like me Can't settle for less, cause I'm the best So a contest we will see Who's the number one greatest, perfectest pet in the world for me? May the games begin And may the best pet win! *