Speaking of foliage, I have to tell you, last October I was in western Massachusetts,
and they're very proud of their foliage.
They're like, you see our foliage?
Nice job.
Good work doing nothing.
And I was with a friend, and we drove by this schoolhouse,
and my friend was like, you see that schoolhouse?
That's the schoolhouse where they wrote Mary Had a Little Lamb.
And I was like, am I supposed to be impressed by that?
Well, it is a national landmark.
And I'm like, are people going, come on, kids,
let's go see where they wrote the worst song ever.
But what I didn't realize is that Mary Had a Little Lamb,
in its day, was a huge hit.
It was huge.
It was like their uptown funk.
Which makes you wonder, what was going on in the 1830s?
Have you heard that song, Mary Had a Little Lamb?
It's the song of our generation.
It's so complex.
It's so complex.
It's about this girl, Mary, who had a lamb that was little.
The song explains it better.
I'm not doing it justice.
My friend told me, he goes, you know, that song's based on a true story.
I'm like, well, I hope so.
Because that would be the worst made-up story ever.
How bad were the other songs of that era?
Johnny Has a Little Smallpox.
We'll all be dead by 30.
And of course, my favorite,
Why does everyone smell like poo?
Jim, don't do that.