Hōshū wa nyūsha-go heikōsen de
Tōkyō wa aisedo nani mo nai
Rikken 6-2-0 chōdai
Jūkyu Man mo motteinai ochanomizu

Māsharu no nioi de ton jatte taihen-sa
Maiban zetchō ni tasshite iru dake
Ratto hitotsu o shōbai dōgu ni shite iru-sa
Soshitara benjī ga hai ni utsutte torippu

Saikin wa Ginza de keikan-gokko
Kokkyō wa koete mo jōshahissui
Ryōshū-sho o kaite chōdai
Zeirishi nante tsuite inai kōrakuen

Shōrai sō ni natte kekkon shite hoshī
Maiban shingu de yūgi suru dake
Piza-ya no kanojo ni natte mitai
Soshitara benjī atashi o guretchi de nagutte

Ao kande itte chōdai
Shūden de kaeru tteba Ikebukuro
Māsharu no nioi de ton jatte taihen-sa
Maiban zetchō ni tasshite iru dake

Ratto hitotsu o shōbai dōgu ni shite iru-sa
Soshitara benjī ga hai ni utsutte torippu
Shōrai sō ni natte kekkon shite hoshī

Maiban shingu de yūgi suru dake
Piza-ya no kanojo ni natte mitai
Soshitara benjī atashi o guretchi de nagutte