I just wanna tell you about Martin
Cause nobody I know's got a brother like him
As kids we could never be parted
The neighbours all knew us as the terrible twins
But school some kids was always looking for a fight
And Martin never wanted a fuss
Old Big Mouth Brown thought he'd push him around
Been three years older than us
So he smashed him in the teeth with a tote room stool
I got six of the best,
ain't suspended from school
But it was worth it with a brother like Martin
It was worth it with a brother like him
We used to nick motors for a joyride
Till we rammed a black Mariah in this
XJ6 To give me brother time to get clear
I had to punch a few policemen before I was nicked
Got ball stool for taking and driving
away And beating up the boys in blue
Martin
never missed a single visiting day It's from clapping to crew
With all me racing mags and a little bits of
news Smuggling in ciggies and a little bit
No,
we never had a brother like Martin Never had a brother like him
People get the wrong impression with Martin
I know he didn't mix much,
but he's no snob
I tell you, the weekend I come out of Rimando
He got Uncle Ruby to buy me this job
And back at me Nan's he repainted my
room And bought me a brand new carpet
There was all me old records and books on a shelf
And a second hand telly from the market
It get a bit odd when you've been inside
But I'd be old * and over cried
Cause no, we never had a brother like Martin No,
we never had a brother like him
Over to you!
No,
we never had a brother like Martin No,
we never had a brother like him