Yo! Big Shaq, the one and only, man's not hot, never hot Skrrra! Skiddy-ka-ka! Boom! Two plus two is four, minus one that's three, quick maths Everyday man's on the block, smoke trees See your girl in the park, that girl was a uckers When the ting went quack-quack-quack, you man was ducking Old time ask me, my brother, he's got a pumpy, big ting Whole time my man, my guy, he's got a frisbee I trap-trap-trap on the phone, movin' out cornflakes Rice krispies, whole time I get with me On the road doin' ten toes, like my toes You man fought, I froze, I see a penguild and a pose If she ain't on it, I pose, look at your nose You doughnut, nose long like garden hose I tell her, man's not hot, I tell her, man's not hot The girl told me, take off your jacket I said, babe, man's not hot, never hot I tell her, man's not hot, never hot I tell her, man's not hot, never hot The girl told me, take off your jacket I said, babe, man's not hot, never hot Skiddy-man's not hot, not hot When I pull up, no flea got shot Skrrra! Skiddy-ka-ka! Boom! Two plus two is four, minus one that's three, quick maths Hold up, you see your bitch look hot and stressed Portable fan up underneath her dress Oracle man, you know a nigga blessed Horrible damn, I hit it in the neck Big gun cock, bend down and I reach up in my sock Partridge fam, I lay bullets inside of the cartridge Then I get the loadin' on the Glock Shot fly, hit you in the leg, trap it to your head Bullet end up in your box Trust me, you don't want no problem With the man down, when the man up on your block The ting goes skrrra! Pak-pak-ka-ka-ka-ka Skiddy-ki-pak-pak-pak And the pu-pu-prr-pum-pum Skia! Do-do-ku-ku-dun-dun-dun Pum-pum You dun know I tell her man's not hot I tell her man's not hot, never hot The girl told me, take off your jacket I said, babe, man's not hot, never hot I tell her man's not hot I tell her man's not hot, never hot The girl told me, take off your jacket I said, babe, man's not hot Man can never be hot, never hot Perspiration ting, spray that Lynx effects, come on You didn't hear me, did you? Nah Use roll-on, use that Or spray, shh But either way A-B-C-D The ting goes Pa-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka Skiddy-ki-pak-pak-pak And the pu-pu-prr-pum-pum Skia! Do-do-ku-ku-dun-dun-dun Pum-pum You dun know Big shot Man's not hot I tell her man's not hot, never hot 40 degrees out, man's not hot, come on Yo In the sauna, man's not hot, never hot Yeah Skiddy-ki-pak-pak-pak