Every time I hear that march from Lohengrin

I am always on the outside lookin' in

Maybe, that is why I see the funny side

When I see somebody's brother take a bride Weddings make a lot of people sad

But if you're not the one, they're not so bad Another bride, another June

Another sunny honeymoon

Another season, another reason

For makin' whoopee A lot of shoes, a lot of rice

The groom is nervous

Who can blame him? He answers twice

It's really killin', but he's so willin' to make whoopee Picture a little love nest, I got you

Down where the roses cling, it's very romantic

Picture that same sweet love nest

Think, what a year can bring, I'm with you He's washing dishes and baby clothes, he should

He's so ambitious, not really, he even sews, 2003 babe

But don't forget folks, that's what you get folks

For makin' whoopee Another year, what, or maybe less

What's this I hear, can't you guess? No

She feels neglected and he's suspected, that's right

Of makin' whoopee She sits alone 'most every night

He doesn't phone nor even write, I forgot the number

He says, he's busy, yeah but she says, is he?

He's makin' whoopee He doesn't make much money

Yeah, five hundred thousand per, who told ya that?

Some judge who thinks he's funny

Says, you pay six to her He says, "Now judge, what if I fail?"

Judge says, "Bud, right into jail" Whoops

You better keep her, I think it's cheaper

Than makin' whoopee Yeah, don't forget, folks

That's what you get, folks

For makin' whoopee