So remember, short people have long faces, long people have short faces, big people have little humor, and little people have no humor at all. And in the words of that immortal bard, Samuel J. Snodgrass, as he was about to be led to the guillotine. Make them laugh, make them laugh, don't you know everyone wants to laugh. My dad said be an actor, my son, but be a comical one. They'll be standing in lines for those old honky-tonk monkey shines. Now you could study Shakespeare, be quite elite, and you could charm the critics and have nothing to eat. Just slip on a banana peel or words at your feet. Make them laugh, make them laugh, make them laugh, make them laugh, make them laugh, don't you know everyone wants to laugh. My grandpa said go out and tell them a joke, but give it plenty of hope. Make them roar, make them scream, take a full bottle or spit a seed. You start off by pretending you're a dancer with grace. You wiggle till they're giggling all over the place. And then you get a great big custard pie in the face. Make them laugh, make them laugh, make them laugh. Make them roar, make them scream, take a full bottle or spit a seed. You start off by pretending you're a dancer with grace. You wiggle till they're giggling all over the place. And then you get a great big custard pie in the face. Make them roar, make them scream, take a full bottle or spit a seed. You start off by pretending you're a dancer with grace. Make them laugh, make them scream, take a full bottle or spit a seed. You start off by pretending you're a dancer with grace. You wiggle till they're giggling all over the place. And then you get a great big custard pie in the face. Make them laugh, make them scream, take a full bottle or spit a seed. You start off by pretending you're a dancer with grace. Make them laugh. Make them laugh. Make them laugh. Make them laugh. Make them laugh.