Oh my God, it's so cold in here. Wait a minute, you'll thank me for stitching that cross on your ears. Why is it so cold? It's never this cold. You're right. For example, in July. It's warm in July. And in May. Oh, May, May. It's the most beautiful month. May. May. Imagine May. Wait. Do you? May. May. May. And thousands of lovers in parks, on benches, passionately discuss Slovak dance music. But so passionately that they forgot why they came to this park. And the nature in May. Sun. Water. Air. Let's find water in May. Excellent. Taste it. Well? May I? Excellent. Where did you get it? In the bathroom. Eh? Bathrooms in May are also beautiful. Have you ever been to a bathroom in May? Unfortunately, but I always get to the bathroom just before Christmas. We are a very large family. Bathrooms in May are beautiful. You have mirrors, polished, cleaned tiles, then scented soap. Soap is such a thing, when you wash yourself, you know, you rub yourself with it. I heard about it. Yes, my aunt told me about it. Yes, yes, yes. May, May. May night full of stars. May brinza full of vitamins. May novels full of adventure. May, the sweet word May is heard all over the world. Yes, an Englishman whispers to his darling, My beautiful baby. A Hungarian whispers to his lady, Žuži, what a beautiful May. Come here, my cat. May is a beautiful city. Beautiful. Even the Milanese are careful. Especially young people, underage, with an axe in their hand, go to their darling. And the darling falls like a baby. But no, no, underage, young people, with an axe in their hand, go into the forest. Murder in the forest, of course, murder in the forest. Supper is covered with delicate canaries. Drums are singing in the crowns of the trees. The girl is going to divorce. But no, but no, young people, these are not fierce enemies, oh no, these are not fierce enemies. These are young Slovak judges, who go into the forest with an axe, cut down a tree there, and take it to the village. While other young people are building a house in the village, they take it to the forest, so in a moment there is a village in the forest, and you are looking forward to it. You don't know this ancient Slovak custom. In the night, in the dark night, a young man goes into the forest, cuts down a tree, and puts his darling in front of the house. In the dark night, a young man can make a mistake, right? What do you think, that he could cut down a nearby tree? No, that he could put his darling in front of a nearby house, in which lives Jožo Čapko, an old young man. Imagine Joža, how surprised he would be. But please, in every house there must be a daughter, right? And if they don't have a daughter in front of the house, do they have anything to do? Well, it's simple. So, in the morning, they cut down the house without a daughter, and build a house with a daughter. It would be easier, if the families with the daughters would build a house right under the tree, under the tree, which the young man wants to cut down. He would bring them food and drink, and the daughter would give him a pear. But what? You don't know the people. You wouldn't use that. And what about Christmas? Well, everyone would build a house in the forest, under the Christmas tree, under the Christmas tree, and everyone would sit there, and the city would be empty, no crosswalks, nothing. Wait a minute, we have to demolish everything. We have to demolish the city, we have to demolish the crosswalks, we have to demolish everything. We have to destroy everything. We have to go back up, we have to climb up the trees, and we have to jump up and down again. What, what, what? Am I boring you, or what? Am I boring you, or what? What are you whining about? No, look, I'm a little tired, you know, I had a big bath, I was burning in the morning. Well, let's go to bed, so we won't talk about it, and you're whining here, so let's go straight to bed. Yes, wait, we'll talk about it. You know what? What? You know that there was no striptease on our television at all? That's not possible. Not even in Košice? No. When it's not, it's not. Well, wait a minute, since we're already here, couldn't we try it? I'm sorry, you know, you know, the two of us, I have bad legs, and I can't see you, but we could try it, you know, since we're already here. Because it's not us, we don't want to force ourselves. No, it's the audience. We don't want to force ourselves. If you want, please, enjoy it. Come here. We'll give you space, we'll provide it for you, we won't force ourselves. Of course, we don't have to do everything, but I'll point out one thing to you, that television is, please, a mass communication medium, and it's not just like that. It's not just like that. It's not just like that. It's not just like that. It's not just a body. It's not just a body that plays a role. It's not just a body. It's not just a body. Even when you're on television, you have to maintain an uncompromising stance. Yes, yes. It's not just like that. Hands up, chin down. No, no. You have to see what's behind it. Yes. He's right. He's right. You have to see behind it that beauty, that glamour, that glamour that's behind all of this. Please, we're getting a little too cocky, aren't we? Well, let's try. Just because we're pioneers in this genre. Music, please. Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Music