I got a girlfriend now in Los Angeles.
She doesn't know it yet though,
but I've been following around for about three weeks.
She's coming to tell her every day.
I'm up to here with these gay parades too.
Oh, these gay parades.
That come from long now.
We never had gay parades.
Certainly if you were * somebody in the ass and
you had the same body parts,
that would be something you would keep to yourself.
I got a plane to catch.
I'm not stopping for no
fag parade.
I'm still picking fags out
of the grill of my * car.
I march up and down the street, this and that.
If I put
my dick in a high-speed grinder,
would you march for me?
I should put it in a
poop chute.
I got my haircut for the show at Supercuts.
I'm getting a *
lawyer.
Nobody had been in this motherfucking chop shop.
I'm a beautician.
You're a laid-off stripper.
Give me that * back right now.
What is the body shop laying off?
I'm up to here with these mad mothers,
these drunken mothers,
mad moms.
All right, mom, you lost David.
But the police didn't tell you he was a coke head and a skirt chaser.
He was a common thief.
Now get over it, mom.
You got four other daughters in college and two sons on the way up.
Get over him.
Mom, you mad motherfucker.
You mad, you know, pulling cheek and winking.
We don't like you mad anymore, ma.
You bitch.
They didn't want you to drink at bars.
They wouldn't have parking spaces out front.
You motherfucker.
Tigers in the forest lose a cub.
They don't start
joining organizations
You step
right over Bob,
homeless Bob,
every day at the store,
but you want to help some furry motherfucker in the forest.
Bitch!