I've got an ex-boyfriend who calls me up to blame me for his life I get bunches of orders from another guy to hate me from his wife I date a stupid jerk who forgets my name, likes to make love watching TV And some guy calls in the middle of the night just so I can hear him breathe Lucky me Lucky, lucky me I have everything in this whole wide world A girl could ever need Lucky me, lucky me I've got a great car, it's a red convertible made by Mattel I've got a nice house in the suburbs with house angels for neighbors as well I've got a stylish ship for a hundred years of college, if I wanna study then just pay But my folks just want me married and popping out their grandkids to keep them company Lucky me Lucky, lucky me I have everything in this whole wide world A girl could ever need Lucky me Lucky, lucky me I have everything in this whole wide world A girl could ever need Lucky me Lucky I think I'm gonna enjoy this holy Christmas Give up all my worldly goals, cut off all my hair There's nothing that I have right now brings me any joy When I'm shopping at the mall, can't find it anywhere But I've got my Tamagotchi And I've got my wristwatch from I've got so many friends on the internet, I can never be alone I've got just enough cash to pay a lot of tax, love enough to quit my job Gotta lose gold ring and credit card debt, sidecar just for my dog Lucky me Lucky, lucky me I have everything in this whole wide world A girl could ever need Lucky me Lucky, lucky me I have everything in this whole wide world A girl could ever need Lucky me Lucky, lucky me I have everything in this whole wide world A girl could ever need Lucky me Lucky me