I thought I'd make a living off of mason jarsIn case I failed at something that's from the heartBut I found out it was only worth like three bucksAnd there are no returns, so I'm kinda stuckSo I just stuck it on the shelf right thereAnd fill it with the whiskers that I pick upI thought I'd make a living on the prices rightBut you know I could never afford the flightBesides what?Just to play the gameI mean, besides, they'd probably never say my nameI found out it was only worth like three bucksAnd there are no returns, so I'm kinda stuckSo I just stuck it on the shelf right thereAnd fill it with the whiskers that I pick upI thought I'd make a living on the mega millionsBut I only got one number rightAnd I had to go to three gas stationsAt eleven o'clock at nightJust to find out it was only worth like two bucksAnd there are no returns, so I'm kinda stuckSo I just stuck it on the shelf right thereAnd fill it with the whiskers that I pick upAnd they'll bring me luck