I'm an ugly duckling, could never get a manTried beauty treatments, took vitamins by the canI got so disgusted, I built me a lovin' machinePut a nickel in the slot, you hear some buzzin'Kisses while they're high, five cents a dozenDon't need a man, got something you've never seenI'm well satisfied since I built me that lovin' machinePull the lever on the right, two arms jump outRed ball around, you make you scream and shoutDon't need a man, got something you've never seenI'm well satisfied since I built me that lovin' machineI'm well satisfied since I built me that lovin' machinePut a quarter in the slot, the thing lights upOut comes your lovin' in a Dixie cupDon't need a man, got something you've never seenI'm well satisfied since I built me that lovin' machineHad to love you all day if you fear run downDon't have to worry runnin' all over townWhen my machine shuts off, that ain't allOut comes a bottle of had a callI'm well fortified since I built me that lovin' machine*