Everybody's waving goodbye to Joe.
This white collar last call, he's got gold.
Kind of brings a tear to every single guy.
I admire his dedication.
He's a family man.
13 years had a ring on his hand.
Kind of makes me wonder if I should give it a try.
Well,
I would if I could,
but I can't,
so I won't.
They're saying I don't, saying I don't.
I won't regret it one single minute.
Cause love's great when you're not in it.
I got no curtains on my windows,
just a couple sheets.
TV dinners, my life is complete.
Ain't no one more committed.
I love the single life.
If I won't do,
I can put on my cleanest dirty shirt.
Stay out all night for better or worse.
Just look what I've been missing.
If I had a wife.
Well,
I would if I could,
but I can't,
so I won't.
They're saying I do, saying I don't.
I
won't regret it one single minute.
Cause love's great when you're not in it.
When you're not in it.
I would if I could, but I can't, so I won't.
They're saying I do, saying I don't.
I won't regret it one single minute.
Cause love's great when you're not in it.