I like your brother, and I like your mother, I like you, and you like me too, we'll get a preacher, you'll buy the ring, we'll hire a band, with an accordion, a violin, and a tenor who can't sing. You and me, you and me, baby, you and me, you and me, you and me, baby, you and me, you and me, you and me, baby, you and me, you and me, you and me, you and me, baby. We'll have a kid, or maybe we'll rent one. He's got to be straight. We don't want a bent one. He'll sip his baby brew from a big brass cup. Someday he may be president. If things loosen up, you and me, you and me, baby, you and me, you and me, you and me, baby, you and me, you and me, baby, you and me, you and me, you and me, baby. You take a train into the city every morning. I may be plain, you think I'm pretty. In the morning, some nights we'll go out dancing. If you're not too tired, some nights we'll sit romancing, watching the late show by the fire. When our kids are grown, with kids of their own, they'll send us away to a little home in Cheltenham. We'll play checkers all day till we pass away. We'll play checkers all day till we pass away. Take it away, Gordon.