I took my trouble dancing Matt and Ruth You know that you see with the gold-capped toothShe got a pad down 34th and Vine selling little bottles of Love Potion No. 9I told her that I was a frog with chicks I've been this way since 1956She looked at my palm and she made a magic signShe said, what you need is Love Potion No. 9She bent down, turned around, gave me a winkShe said, I'm gonna mix it up right here in the sinkIt smelled like turpentine, it looked like Indian inkI held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drinkI didn't know if it was day or nightI started kissing everything insideSo when I kissed the cock down 34th and VineShe broke my little bottle of Love Potion No. 9Love Potion No. 9Love Potion No. 9She bent down, turned around, gave me a winkShe said, I'm gonna mix it up right here in the sinkIt smelled like turpentine, it looked like Indian inkI held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drinkI didn't know if it was day or nightI started kissing everything insideSo when I kissed the cock down 34th and VineCaught down thirty-fourth in lineHe broke my little ball outLove potion number nineLove potion number nineLove potion number nineLove potion number nineLove potion number nine