I took my trouble dancing Matt and Ruth You know that you see with the gold-capped tooth
She got a pad down 34th and Vine selling little bottles of Love Potion No. 9
I told her that I was a frog with chicks I've been this way since 1956
She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign
She said, what you need is Love Potion No. 9
She bent down, turned around, gave me a wink
She said, I'm gonna mix it up right here in the sink
It smelled like turpentine, it looked like Indian ink
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink
I didn't know if it was day or night
I started kissing everything inside
So when I kissed the cock down 34th and Vine
She broke my little bottle of Love Potion No. 9
Love Potion No. 9
Love Potion No. 9
She bent down, turned around, gave me a wink
She said, I'm gonna mix it up right here in the sink
It smelled like turpentine, it looked like Indian ink
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink
I didn't know if it was day or night
I started kissing everything inside
So when I kissed the cock down 34th and Vine
Caught down thirty-fourth in line
He broke my little ball out
Love potion number nine
Love potion number nine
Love potion number nine
Love potion number nine
Love potion number nine