I took my troubles down to Madame Rue
You know that gypsy with the gold cat too
She's got a shop down the very bottom of her wine
Selling little bottles of love potion number nine
I told her that I was a flopping chick
I've been this way since 1956
She stepped out of her home and she made a magic sign
Said what you need is love potion number nine
She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink
She said I'm gonna mix it up right here in the sink
It smelled like turpentine and looked like it needed ink
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink
I didn't know if it was day or night
I started kissing everything in sight
But when I kissed her cup down the very bottom of mine
She put my little bottle of love potion number nine
She
bent down and turned around and gave me a wink
She said I'm gonna mix it up right here in the sink
It smelled like turpentine and looked like it needed ink
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink
I didn't know if it was day or night
I started kissing everything in sight
But when I kissed her cup down the very bottom
of mine She put my little bottle of love potion
number nine Love potion number nine
Love potion number nine Love potion number nine