I took my trouble down to Madam Rue.
You know that gypsy with gold capped tooth.
She's got a pad down a Thirty-fourth and Wine.selling little bottles of LOVE POITION NO.9
I told her that I was a flop with chicks.
I've been that since 1996
She looked down my palm
She made a magic sign
She said:"What you need is a bottles of LOVE POITION NO.9
She banted down,turned around and gave me a wind
She siad"I gonna fix it up right here in the sink"
It smell like the pentine and looked like Indian ink
I held my nose, close my eye,I took a drink.
I didn't know it was day or night
I started kissing everything in sight.
But when I kissed a cop down the thirty fourth and Wine
He broke my little bottles of LOVE POITION NO.9
