My girl's been a real ***

Spending her time with Theodore

Now Teddy, he's my best friend

But with friends like these who needs enemies? My mother she told me

You're being silly talking, talking crazy

Don't tell me what my problem is

Just tell me what she's doing at his Apartment at midnight, I didn't get an invite

Tonight on my birthday that ain't half right

My best boy Teddy, that skeezer, how could he?

Goddammit girl, just love me already Can't you love, love, love me already?

Love, love, love me already, baby

To love, love, love me already

Love, love, love me already, baby My father, he told me

Biting or begging love hurts your knees

You can't treat women like hotels

Why should she love you she knows you so well Now I'm at a pay phone

Humming so slow to her busy tones

Now I knock on Ted's door

Keeping time with my heartbeat He knocks on Ted's door

Keeping time with his heartbeat

Now I knock on Ted's door

Keeping time with my heartbeat

The *** lets me in and it looks like a party Surprise, surprise, it's your party baby

I know you hate secrets but try not to hate me

Teddy and I, we kept it all on the sly

So baby don't cry and please won't you try So love me already, love me already

So baby don't cry and please won't you try

So baby don't cry and please won't you try To love, love, love me already

Love, love, love me already, baby

Love, love, love me already

Love, love, love me already, baby To love, love, love me already

Love love love me already, baby

Yeah, to love, love, love me already

Love, love, love me already, baby Ready, baby

Ready, baby

Ready, baby

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