Ladies, you're damn right You can't read a man's mind
We're living in two tribes And heading for war
Nobody's perfect We all gotta work it
Touch feathers, we're worth it So don't break the law
Your call's late, big mistake You gotta hang about in limbo for as long as I take
Next time, read my mind And I'll be good to you
We're gift-wrapped kitty-cats We're only turning into tigers when we gotta fight back
And let's go Eskimo, out into the blue
Come take my hand, understand that you can You're my man and I need you tonight
Come meet my dreams, honey, hard as it seems Loving me is as easy as pie
I'm just a love machine Reading my fantasy
Give me a kiss, I'm free And I'm fine
I need a squeeze a day Set up this negligee
What will the neighbours say This time?
I've been going crazy while you sleep Searching for a language that the two of us can speak
So Mr. Prehistoric, make your will And I'll breathe underwater cause I like the way it feels
Your call's late, big mistake You gotta hang about in limbo for as long as I take
Next time, read my mind And I'll be good to you
We're gift-wrapped kitty-cats We're only turning into tigers when we gotta fight back
And let's go Eskimo, out into the blue
Come take my hand, understand that you can You're my man and I need you tonight
Come meet my dreams, honey, hard as it seems Loving me is as easy as pie
I'm just a love machine Reading my fantasy
Give me a kiss, I'm free And I'm fine
I need a squeeze a day Set up this negligee
What will the neighbours say This time?
Oh, it's very new Can anybody tell me what to do?
Oh, this feeling's very strange Can anybody tell me what you're game?
Oh, a little education Oh, to kick your motivation
Oh, to turn the situation around Oh, cause I don't wanna change ya
Oh, I'm making you a stranger Oh, I'll only be your agent
For now
I'm just a love machine