All my buddies had a bed behind my back
They said I couldn't if I tried to break my track
Wrecker gave me two weeks, said it wouldn't last
Damn, it never lasts
She's a Dixie Dime, sippin' on an apple vine
I'm a good old boy, shootin' straight on grown rye
Should've known it never mixed whiskey and wine
But I still try
But I think she had enough
I'll be gettin' out bad on the weekend
Use my last chances up
She ain't sinkin' around, yeah, she's leavin'
I'm all for one, she out of my league
Anyone can see
It's not you, it's all me, I believe it
There ain't no poppin' champagne
Diamond ring for loser
Yeah, I always knew I'd lose her
I always knew I'd lose her
Yeah, I can see now you can teach an old dog new tricks
Could've swore she was the one who could finally fix
And turn me into that middle-class cul-de-sac
Stay-at-home soccer dad
She gave up on all of that
But I think she had enough
I'll be gettin' out bad on the weekend
Use my last chances up
She ain't sinkin' around, yeah, she's leavin'
I'm all for one, she out of my league
Anyone can see
It's not you, it's all me, I believe it
There ain't no poppin' champagne
Diamond ring for loser
Yeah, I always knew I'd lose her
Yeah, I always knew I'd lose her
Yeah, I always knew I'd lose her
Yeah, I always knew I'd lose her
Can't fix the gears on this pedal to the metal hit
Baby, I like it, but I love the way my homegirl said
Told myself this time I would be dead for real
But I think she had enough
I'll be gettin' out bad on the weekend
Use my last chances up
She ain't sinkin' around, yeah, she's leavin'
I'm all for one, she out of my league
Anyone can see
It's not you, it's all me, I believe it
There ain't no poppin' champagne
Diamond ring for loser
There ain't no poppin' champagne
There ain't no time to worry
Can't think of the truth hurts
Yeah, I always knew I'd lose her
Yeah, I always knew I'd lose her
Goin' to a loser
Goin' to a loser