I'm a long tall Texan, I ride a big white horse, he rides from Texas on a big white horsePeople look at me and say, oorah, oorah, is that your horse?I'm a long tall Texan, I wear a ten gallon hat, he rides from Texas wearing a ten gallon hatPeople look at me and say, oorah, oorah, is that your hat?I was walking down the street with my big shiny bat, spurs jingling on my feetWell I saw that a coming, coming with a gun, you know, I just can't be beatWell I'm a long tall Texan, I impose justice for the law, he rides from Texas to enforce the lawPeople look at me and say, oorah, oorah, are y'all the law?I'm a short fat Texan, I ride a Honda 125, he rides from Texas on a 125People look at me and say, oh come on man, you're too old to be riding things like thatYeah!