Everyone is working hard, mother's got a * jobAnd daddy got a blowjob, divorce ain't freeLawyer gets a phone call, he's back on the payrollIt's time to figure out who gets the house and the keysMom and dad get uptight, the kids see the whole fightIt's all very childlike, they're vulgar tonesSister starts crying and brother starts whiningBut please don't forget, we're a familyNow it's time for long distance callsTo say I love you, I don't know you at allAnd I don't sympathize with deadbeat dadsHe sits alone, we're all he hasIt's twenty years later and brother's got a girlfriendHis wife is on the back end, divorce ain't freeSister's got a husband but he don't give her loveAnd it's funny, it's a turnaround, how life isn't freeGotta pay the mortgage and get the kids through collegeAnd maybe if we're loving each other, we'll be fineWe're lucky, we can make ends meetSister starts crying and brother starts whiningBut please don't forget, we're a familyYeah, please don't forget, we're a familyNow it's time for long distance callsTo say I love you, I don't know you at allAnd I don't sympathize with deadbeat dadsHe sits alone, we're all he hasAnd now it's time for long distance callsTo say I love you, I don't know you at allAnd I don't sympathize with deadbeat dadsHe sits alone, we're all he hasAnd I don't sympathize with deadbeat dadsHe sits alone, we're all he hasAnd I don't sympathize with deadbeat dadsHe sits alone, we're all he hasAnd I don't sympathize with deadbeat dads