Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome back to the stagefrom Mr. Big, Eric Martin!I saw her headin' to the tableA tall walkin' big black catAnd Charlie said, I hope that you ain't my boyCousin Tim, yes, he knows where it's atSuddenly we heard the sirensEverybody started to runChompin' on the doors and tablesWell, somebody's shootin' a gunThe D.A. was pumpin' my left handShe was all on my rightI told her, don't get scaredCause you're gonna be sparedGotta be forgiven if you wanna spend your livin'With a long, cool woman in a black dressJust to find my beautiful talkJust one look, I was a bad messCause a long, cool womanHad it allHad it allHad it allOhOkay, BerlinWhat we're gonna do nowIs that I'm gonna sing something to youAnd you are gonna sing it back to meHow exciting is that?How exciting is that?Are you ready?Are you ready?Are you ready?Are you ready?The long...Cool...The long, cool womanThe long, cool womanOh, okayNow in GermanDeoDeoThe long, cool womanlong cool womanlong cool womanthere youthere youthere youlong cool womanlong cool womanlong cool womanlong cool womanhad it allhad it allhad it allhad it allshe had it allshe had it allshe had it allthat long cool womanhad it allokay buddyyesthank youthank you very muchoh my godI feel like I just won a contestto meet the front menI'm your biggest fan