Saturday Night Live Saturday night I was downtown Lookin' for my happy hour Sittin' in a nest of fat men With guppies by my eye Rude like a boozer on the west side Full of people who are doin' wrong Just about to call up the D.A. man When I heard this woman sing a song I'm clear up on the fire, steady on for my time My temperature's startin' to rise She was a long, cool woman in a black dress But the fire died a beautiful song Well, just one look and I was a fat mess Cause that long, cool woman had it all Guitar solo Whoo-hoo! I saw her head onto the table Well, a tall, walkin' big, black cat My child, I said, I hope that you're evil, boy But I'm tellin' ya, she knows where it's at Well, suddenly we heard the sirens And everybody started to run Jumpin' out of doors and tables Well, I heard somebody shootin' a gun Well, the D.A. would pump on my left hand But she was a hold of my right Well, I told her, don't get scared Cause you're gonna be spared Well, I can't be forgiven if I wanna spend my livin' With a long, cool woman in a black dress Just a fire died a beautiful song Well, but just one look and I was a fat mess Cause that long, cool woman had it all Had it all Had it all Had it all Had it all Had it all Whoo-hoo! Had it all Oh, she had it all Had it all