Here is some advice for those whose beauty starts to fade
Give yourself a treat,
make your life complete
Who wants to be last year's model?
Get your wrinkles done,
lift it from your toes
You'll defy your woes
Put yourself into the hands of those fast-driving handsome doctors
Youth can still be yours,
that is to say,
long as you pay
Suffering in the name of beauty is a rare delight
Smooth from ear to ear You'll look 69,
though you're 70
So why should you fear?
When
you're past your sell-by date
You need a thorough overhaul So if you can afford a tummy tuck
Just try your luck Every garden should be pruned
The time is ripe for you
Here's my beauty plan
First the front yard,
then the back yard Shape up,
ladies,
join the vanguard
Stand firm, firemen
Isn't that what they deserve?
Do ya, do ya, do ya, do