I met her in a club down in Old Soho Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola C-O-L-A cola She walked up to me and she asked me to dance I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola L-O-L-A Lola L-O-L-A Lola Well I'm not the world's most physical guy But once you squeeze me tight you nearly broke my spine Oh my Lola L-O-L-A Lola Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand why she walked like a woman and talked like a man Oh my Lola L-O-L-A Lola L-O-L-A Lola Well we drank champagne and danced all night Under electric candlelight She picked me up and sat me on her knee And said, dear boy, won't you come home to me Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my Lola L-O-L-A Lola L-O-L-A Lola Lola L-O-L-A Lola L-O-L-A Lola I pushed her away I walked to the door I fell to the floor I got down on my knees I looked at her and she at me That's the way that I wanted to stay And I always wanted to be that way for my Lola L-O-L-A Lola Girls will be boys and boys will be girls It's a mixed up, mumbled up, shook up world Except my Lola L-O-L-A Lola Well I left home just a week before And I'd never ever kissed a woman before But all her smiles took me by the hand Said, dear boy, gonna make you a man I'm not the world's most masculine man But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man So it's Lola L-O-L-A Lola L-O-L-A Lola Lola L-O-L-A Lola L-O-L-A Lola Lola L-O-L-A Lola L-O-L-A Lola Lola L-O-L-A Lola L-O-L-A Lola Lola L-O-L-A Lola L-O-L-A Lola Lola L-O-L-A Lola L-O-L-A Lola