My neighbor's knocking and I open carefully He looks a bit like Ronny Jeremy He's screaming at me, damn you little Albatraoz While he smells like chips and Calvados He said, what the hell is going on? What is that goddamn growl? Ain't no sound of rock and roll I said, I'm so sorry but I got this thing I have to show They might be good for you to know So I brought him inside, don't know why But then suddenly he just passed out I thought, well alright, can't deny That I got a llama in my living room A llama in my living room I got a llama in my living room I gotta A llama in my living room I gotta A llama in my living room A llama in my living room I saw my little neighbor shaking on the floor I've never seen a man like that before He didn't even make it through my kitchen door He must've thought it was a dinosaur Then he opened up his eyes, screaming, I'ma kill that thing Then his big arm started to swing I tried to calm him down, told him, take it easy now It's just my llama named Chow Chow Then he raced up, he said, what? I said, I'm sorry, but I just can't stop Now you know what, what I got That I got a llama in my living room A llama in my living room I got a llama in my living room I gotta A llama in my living room I gotta A llama in my living room A llama in my living room