Oh, once upon a time, there was a quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack. There's a little white duck, quack, sitting in the water. A little white duck, quack, doing what he oughta. He took a bite of a lily pad, flapped his wings, and he said, I'm glad I'm a little white duck, quack, sitting in the water. A quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack. There's a little green frog, di-di, swimming in the water. A little green frog, di-di, doing what he oughta. He jumped right off of the lily pad that the little duck bit, and he said, I'm glad I'm a little green frog, di-di, swimming in the water. Di-di, he said. Oh, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack. There's a little black bug, quack, floating on the water. A little black bug, quack, doing what he oughta. He tickled the frog on the lily pad that the little duck bit, and he said, I'm glad I'm a little black bug, quack, floating on the water. Quack, quack, quack, he said, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack. There's a little red snake, quack, lying in the water. A little red snake, quack, doing what he oughta. He frightened the duck and the frog so bad that he ate the little bug, and he said, I'm glad I'm a little red snake, lion in the water. And now there's nobody left sitting in the water. Nobody left doing what he oughta. Nothing left but the lily pad. The duck and the frog ran away. There's nobody left sitting in the water. Because of the snake that ate the bug that tickled the frog that went ker-chug, there's nobody left to sing about, alas, and a lack. Not even a little white duck. Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.