Well, I oughta been home about an hour ago I bet my wife's mad and my dinner's all coldI wonder can I walk in the shape I'm in But get over this, I'll never do it againOh, listen to me lie Oh, listen to me lieWell, I promised my wife I'd fire the ring Well, I got my check but I can't buy a thingI rolled a big seven eyes looking for a five I'll tell her that I gave it to a charity driveOh, listen to me lie Oh, listen to me lieHey, Mr. Beer Tender, give me just one more barAnd I'll stagger on out and pour myselfIn my car By the time I get homeI'll have myself an Isle of Wight And let her listen to me lieOh, listen to me lieThe drunker I stay here, the longer I get When they turn off the lights, I'll still be litWell, I don't care, I'm the boss in my houseI'm a great big man, I'm a great big manNot a little old mouseOh, listen to me lie Oh, listen to me lieWell, I guess I better go, I oughta done when The jukebox stopped and my money's all spentBut I ain't afraid of no rollin' pen She won't do a thing when I walk inOh, listen to me lie Oh, listen to me lieHey, Mr. Beer Tender, give me just one more barAnd I'll stagger on out and pour myself in my carAnd by the time I get home I'll have myself an Isle of WightAnd let her listen to me lie Oh, listen to me lieYeah, listen to me lie Oh, listen to me lieOh, listen to me lie