Well, I oughta been home about an hour ago I bet my wife's mad and my dinner's all cold
I wonder can I walk in the shape I'm in But get over this, I'll never do it again
Oh, listen to me lie Oh, listen to me lie
Well, I promised my wife I'd fire the ring Well, I got my check but I can't buy a thing
I rolled a big seven eyes looking for a five I'll tell her that I gave it to a charity drive
Oh, listen to me lie Oh, listen to me lie
Hey, Mr. Beer Tender, give me just one more bar
And I'll stagger on out and pour myself
In my car By the time I get home
I'll have myself an Isle of Wight And let her listen to me lie
Oh, listen to me lie
The drunker I stay here, the longer I get When they turn off the lights, I'll still be lit
Well, I don't care, I'm the boss in my house
I'm a great big man, I'm a great big man
Not a little old mouse
Oh, listen to me lie Oh, listen to me lie
Well, I guess I better go, I oughta done when The jukebox stopped and my money's all spent
But I ain't afraid of no rollin' pen She won't do a thing when I walk in
Oh, listen to me lie Oh, listen to me lie
Hey, Mr. Beer Tender, give me just one more bar
And I'll stagger on out and pour myself in my car
And by the time I get home I'll have myself an Isle of Wight
And let her listen to me lie Oh, listen to me lie
Yeah, listen to me lie Oh, listen to me lie
Oh, listen to me lie