I know I did it to myself, but man, oh man, it hurts That second last martini, the one that went down real smooth Set me on a bender with nothing left to lose I just can't apologize for what I did to myself My bed's an ocean liner and I can't call for help Yeah, baby, it hurts a bunch The girls got low and then we had a munch I promise I'm gonna die and it's the last time I'll never have a liquid lunch Yeah, baby, it hurts a bunch The girls got low and then we had a munch I promise I'm gonna die and it's the last time I'll never have a liquid lunch I think I've got the symptoms And none of them will leave They think that it's a party To laugh at all my greed It must have been a doozy I had 200 dreams At least I found my pillow Cause I can't find my keys It's hard to remember All of the events But I must have paid the tab Cause all that's left is 50 cents Yeah, baby, it hurts a bunch The girls got low and then we had a munch I promise I'm gonna die and it's the last time I'll never have a liquid lunch Yeah, baby, it hurts a bunch The girls got low and then we had a munch I promise I'm gonna die and it's the last time I'll never have a liquid lunch Maybe I can call the pharmacy They'll bring something up Something up to sweet Some exotic medicine To cure my every ill With some kind of magic pill I just can't apologize For what I did to myself My bed's an ocean liner And I can't call for help Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah, baby, it hurts a bunch The girls got low and then we had a munch I promise I'm gonna die and it's the last time I'll never have a liquid lunch Yeah, baby, it hurts a bunch The girls got low and then we had a munch I promise I'm gonna die and it's the last time I'll never have a liquid lunch Yeah, baby, it hurts a bunch The girls got low and then we had a munch I promise I'm gonna die and it's the last time I'll never have a liquid lunch Yeah, baby, it hurts a bunch The girls got low and then we had a munch I promise I'm gonna die and it's the last time I'll never have a liquid lunch