I'm sure as hell that I ain't gonna drink tonight
Damn right
I'll have a diet coke and get to bed by night
Get that 240 out, drive the boys around
Around
I'm sorry but I'm sitting this one out
Goddamn these line dancers
Silver boots and tank tops making my head turn
Guess one or two won't hurt, won't hurt
Let's make this jack a double,
cold courage in a bottle
One more and then I'll take my chance
I'm gonna ask that girl to dance
If something comes in trouble,
don't smoke down supermodels
Last call and I can barely stand I'm gonna ask that girl to dance
I'm gonna ask that girl to dance
I'm gonna ask that girl to dance
I'm gonna ask that girl to dance
I'm gonna ask that girl to dance
The next round's on me
One for the waiter,
two for the boys,
three for the girls
Yeah we might get lucky
* it
Everybody in the whole damn bar gets a bucket
A can of gold bull, I'll ride it
A pack of Slim Bones, I'll light it
Eight ball of cocaine, I'll try it
I hate the guy's shirt,
let's fight him Money burns,
I'll make some more tomorrow
Guess I'll never learn,
another ten won't hurt
Let's make this jack a double,
cold courage in a bottle
One more and then I'll take my chance
I'm gonna ask that girl to dance
If something comes in trouble,
don't smoke down supermodels
One more, whiskey soda One more, Jack and cola
One smoke before I go,
yeah I'm gonna ask that girl to dance
Last call,
I'm way too sober Oh no,
she's coming over
And I'm sweating through my shirt Another ten won't hurt
Let's make this jack a double,
cold courage in a bottle One more and then I'll take my chance
I'm gonna ask that girl to dance If something comes in trouble,
don't smoke down supermodels
Last call, and I can barely stand
I'm gonna ask that girl to dance